My twitter followers will have seen this link already to writing rules from famous authors, but I just can’t help sharing some of my favorites:
From Margaret Atwood:
“7 You most likely need a thesaurus, a rudimentary grammar book, and a grip on reality. This latter means: there’s no free lunch. Writing is work. It’s also gambling. You don’t get a pension plan. Other people can help you a bit, but essentially you’re on your own. Nobody is making you do this: you chose it, so don’t whine. 8 You can never read your own book with the innocent anticipation that comes with that first delicious page of a new book, because you wrote the thing. You’ve been backstage. You’ve seen how the rabbits were smuggled into the hat. Therefore ask a reading friend or two to look at it before you give it to anyone in the publishing business. This friend should not be someone with whom you have a romantic relationship, unless you want to break up.”
From Roddy Doyle:
“1 Do not place a photograph of your favourite author on your desk, especially if the author is one of the famous ones who committed suicide.”
and
“9 Do not search amazon.co.uk for the book you haven’t written yet.”
From Neil Gaiman:
“5 Remember: when people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they are almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they are almost always wrong. 6 Fix it. Remember that, sooner or later, before it ever reaches perfection, you will have to let it go and move on and start to write the next thing. Perfection is like chasing the horizon. Keep moving. 7 Laugh at your own jokes.”
From AL Kennedy:
“9 Remember you love writing. It wouldn’t be worth it if you didn’t. If the love fades, do what you need to and get it back. 10 Remember writing doesn’t love you. It doesn’t care. Nevertheless, it can behave with remarkable generosity. Speak well of it, encourage others, pass it on.”